In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes. Apparently, it is my turn now, since you are reading this. If you want to hire me, just contact me here.
Some cool Q&A from the Stack Exchange sites I have participated in:
How to count the occurrence of certain item in an ndarray in Python?
Vectorizing a “pure” function with numpy, assuming many duplicates
How to deal with version control of large amounts of (binary) data
I do not downvote without an explanation. I would love to get the same.