A while ago I was trying (not entirely successfully) to figure out the definition of a regression model. Now I am narrowing it down to a simple linear regression and trying to identify (loosely speaking) where the basic model ends and the optional assumptions begin. Wooldridge "Introductory Econometrics: A Modern Approach" (6th edition, 2016) states the following at the beginning of Chapter 2:
In writing down a model that will “explain $y$ in terms of $x$,” we must confront three issues. First, since there is never an exact relationship between two variables, how do we allow for other factors to affect $y$? Second, what is the functional relationship between $y$ and $x$? And third, how can we be sure we are capturing a ceteris paribus relationship between $y$ and $x$ (if that is a desired goal)? We can resolve these ambiguities by writing down an equation relating $y$ to $x$. A simple equation is $$ y=\beta_0+\beta_1 x_1+u. \quad [2.1] $$ Equation $(2.1)$, which is assumed to hold in the population of interest, defines the simple linear regression model. (Emphasis is mine.)
This does not look complete enough to indicate anything about $y$ and $x$ probabilistically. As far as I understand, one could write such an equation for any variables $y$ and $x$, with any chosen constants $\beta_0$ and $\beta_1$, and it would hold as long as we choose the right values of $u$. So this does not look like a good candidate for a definition of a regression model to me.
Now on the other end of the spectrum we could have a linear model $$ y|x_1\sim i.i.D(\beta_0+\beta_1 x_1,\sigma^2) $$ for some density $D$ characterized by a location and a scale parameter. This is probably too restrictive as a definition of a simple linear regression [model], because I think we could still call it one if the scale above was a function of $x_1$ or if the distribution was something else than the specific $D$.
In between too loose and too restrictive, we can have models like $$ \mathbb{E}(y|x_1)=\beta_0+\beta_1 x_1, $$ or $$ \mathbb{E}(y|x_1)=\beta_0+\beta_1 x_1, \quad \text{Var}(y|x_1)=\sigma^2 $$ and other. Somewhere there I expect to find a definition that makes the most sense in the context of the term "a simple linear regression [model]".
So what is the definition of a simple linear regression [model]?